April 2010
Holy fuck Make A Wish Foundation →
you motherfuckers
"Sincerely, John Hughes" →
nickmaynard:
i’ll be honest, i got a little choked up.
wow
TUMBLR CHANGED MY DESIGN
i made it look shitty on purpose h8 u wtf give it baaaaack
SPEED DIAL:
megazord:
1. JERRY
2. ELAINE
3. GEORGE
4. KRAMER
Good Idea #47
ary:
I want to invent a toilet that weighs your poop so that you could brag about it to your friends, with physical proof! Could maybe even have it update all your social networking accounts (twitter, facebook,…) with your ‘most recent dump stats’ and people could subscribe to your RSS poop feed.
yo george check it out
AIGHT PEACE INTERNET DOIN WORK